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Totem Pole Cactus | Pachycereus schottii f. monstrosus

Looking for a cactus that’s as smooth as a desert stone? Meet the Totem Pole Cactus, the ultimate "no-spine, all-style" superstar of the Ranch. This isn't your average prickly desert dweller—it’s a spineless, lumpy, architectural wonder that looks more like a hand-carved wax sculpture than a living plant. The Totem Pole is a "monstrose" mutation of the Senita cactus. In a wild twist of nature, this plant lost its ability to produce large spines and instead grew into a smooth, undulating pillar of funky knobs and ridges.

  • LIGHT: Full sun for a minimum of 6 hours a day. 
  • WATER: Allow soil to dry completely between thorough waterings. 
  • CARE LEVEL: Beginner 
  • PET-SAFE: Pet safe! 

     

Note: Images are a representation of the plant you will receive. Each plant is unique, and small variations in leaf and plant size, color, etc. is to be expected. 

Looking for a cactus that’s as smooth as a desert stone? Meet the Totem Pole Cactus, the ultimate "no-spine, all-style" superstar of the Ranch. This isn't your average prickly desert dweller—it’s a spineless, lumpy, architectural wonder that looks more like a hand-carved wax sculpture than a living plant. The Totem Pole is a "monstrose" mutation of the Senita cactus. In a wild twist of nature, this plant lost its ability to produce large spines and instead grew into a smooth, undulating pillar of funky knobs and ridges.

  • LIGHT: Full sun for a minimum of 6 hours a day. 
  • WATER: Allow soil to dry completely between thorough waterings. 
  • CARE LEVEL: Beginner 
  • PET-SAFE: Pet safe! 

     

Note: Images are a representation of the plant you will receive. Each plant is unique, and small variations in leaf and plant size, color, etc. is to be expected. 

$21.70

Original: $62.00

-65%
Totem Pole Cactus | Pachycereus schottii f. monstrosus

$62.00

$21.70

Description

Looking for a cactus that’s as smooth as a desert stone? Meet the Totem Pole Cactus, the ultimate "no-spine, all-style" superstar of the Ranch. This isn't your average prickly desert dweller—it’s a spineless, lumpy, architectural wonder that looks more like a hand-carved wax sculpture than a living plant. The Totem Pole is a "monstrose" mutation of the Senita cactus. In a wild twist of nature, this plant lost its ability to produce large spines and instead grew into a smooth, undulating pillar of funky knobs and ridges.

  • LIGHT: Full sun for a minimum of 6 hours a day. 
  • WATER: Allow soil to dry completely between thorough waterings. 
  • CARE LEVEL: Beginner 
  • PET-SAFE: Pet safe! 

     

Note: Images are a representation of the plant you will receive. Each plant is unique, and small variations in leaf and plant size, color, etc. is to be expected. 

Totem Pole Cactus | Pachycereus schottii f. monstrosus | The Groovy Plants Ranch